1.Who?
Alex Sim-Wise.

2.What do you do for a living?
I am one of those annoying ex-model TV presenter writer people… which basically just means I am a BLAGGER. I work for Front Magazine, G4TV (in the US) and MTV HD. Oh and I run a gaming website called Project Bunker.

3.Talk us through a day in the life of you…
My days really vary, I write from home so sometimes I rarely leave my bed, but then other days (like for the whole of last summer) I’ll be constantly travelling, living in airports, eating horrible food, reporting on various festivals, talking to bands who hate me. I did get to touch/meet Jack White and Pharrell Williams though so it’s not all bad… although I WAS so nervous I was actually doing sicks in my mouth.

What…

4.Makes you cross?
Bad liars, bad sarcasm, and bad friends. I was always brought up to see the good in everyone but people who take advantage of that make me very cross indeed. Psychic vampires suck.

5.Makes you happy?
Being house proud. Since I’ve got my own flat I’ve gotten a lot cleaner and kind of delight in looking after it. Buying nice gifts for people makes me happy too, and travelling around the world with my friend Rachel as we always have fun.

What’s…

6.Your most missed memory?
I wish that I could go back to the mid-90s when I pretty much wanted to BE Left Eye from TLC and would sit after school and draw pictures of her because I thought she was so awesome. I even made one of my Barbies look like her! She was my total hero and a massive influence on me because she was so independent and creative and outspoken. It makes me so sad that she died and that all people know her for is burning her boyfriend’s house down.



7.The last thing you bought?
A Cath Kidston 3-tiered cake stand.

8.Where’s your favourite place to be?
Bed. Without a doubt. I’m like a bear or a cat or something. I’m always sleeping.

9.I’m very good at…
Baking and blow jobs.

10. But I’d like to be very good at…
Blow dries. Blow dries are so underrated!! I love getting my hair dids, I just wish I could do it myself…

THREE…

11.Words you use all the time…
Awesome, Amazing, Sorry.

12.Most visited websites…
Tumblr
Facebook
ExtremeTube

13.Most listened to albums…
CrazySexyCool – TLC
Saturdays=Youth – M83
Civilian – Wye Oak

14.Top cities…
Tokyo, Tokyo, Tokyo.

15.If you could be asked any question in an interview, what would it be?
How many languages can you recite the phrase ‘go suck a dick’ in? (The answer is 5).

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